DISCLAIMER: I do not own the images that appear here. They have been altered and posted here for the enjoyment of myself and those who share the same interests. I do not make money from them nor do I sell them. If the owners of the images wish for them to be removed, all they have to do is simply request it and I will gladly take them down. Requests can be sent to: Britney Shagwell. If anyone wishes to post these captions anywhere else, all that I ask is a message be sent to me at the above address and a link to this blog providing credit.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

"Be Careful What You Wish For..." or "Page 3".... With Bonus Caption "Fitting Punishment" + new Sequel!!!

Be forewarned, this is a VERY G-Rated caption.  Before you waste time reading 5 panels, you should probably know that :)

And bonus caption "Fitting Punishment" or "Exhausted Lolita" with a new sequel :)

Sunday, October 20, 2013


I wasn't going to post another cap this weekend.  I'm trying to keep my post level down, so I don't repeat the mistakes of the past....   Unfortunately, I browsed Tumblr today, something I haven't done for months, and one of the Tumblrs that I follow is full of "selfies" that are particularly suitable for my style of captions...

When I came across THIS one, there was no choice.  I was capping it, and posting it, right NOW...

Impulse control has never been one of my strengths...

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

20 Words or less: Mistress Simone (an homage)

A while ago, I ran across a post at Simone's Blog.  She had come up with the idea of creating captions limited to 20 words or LESS...

Now, I pride myself on a certain "brevity of text", but 20 words???  That's little more than a Sissy Poster in my experience...

Here's a link to Simone's post over on her Blog, Modern Goddess.  I highly suggest you check it, and her Blog out, you will not be disappointed!   Also included in this particular post are some lovely submissions from Elise, who also happens to have her own TG caption Blog :)

Below are my efforts.  I deliberately kept the layouts SUPER-simple, because, well, because I can be a lazy bitch sometimes...  Deal with it :)

ALL  captions feature the lovely Victoria's Secret model, Lindsay Ellingson.